谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第四季 第十三集
翻译：古镇少年
我赢了
Gin.
琴酒 又意为金拉米纸牌
索菲亚 我们在玩红心游戏
Sophia, we're playing hearts.
我知道 我想喝点琴酒
I know. I felt like drinking some.
如果我和你们度过无聊的周六晚上 我得喝点酒
If I'm gonna get through a boring Saturday
night with you two, I'll need a buzz.
妈 你怎么这么暴躁?
Ma, why are you so cranky?
我今晚和米尔德丽德有约
I had plans with Mildred tonight.
她等到最后一刻才打电话取消
She waited until the last minute to call and cancel it.
这个女人心脏病发作了
The woman had a heart attack.
也不是很严重啊
It wasn't massive.
姑娘们 这样行吗?
Girls, does this look okay?
很好 不过在家里穿有点太过正式了
Oh, fine. A little overdressed for a quiet evening at home.
布兰琪 你没听说吗?萝丝有个约会
Oh, Blanche, didn't you hear? Rose has a date.
约会?
A date?
是的 我在咨询中心见过他一面
Yes. I met him briefly at the counseling center
他邀请我共进晚餐
and he asked me out to dinner.
萝丝有约会 而我没有
Well, Rose has a date and I don't.
这种事情发生的几率有多大?
What are the odds of something like this happening?
这比从埃德·麦克马洪手里得到了房子
There's probably a better chance of getting struck by lightning in a house
1966年以海军陆战队上校身份退役 1989年第二次离婚
然后在房子里被雷劈可能性还低
you won from Ed McMahon.
布兰琪 我相信这只是偶然
Blanche, I'm sure it's a fluke
没人给你打电话约你
that nobody called you for a date.
他们一定是把必胜客男厕所的墙刷了
They must have painted the men's room walls at the Pizza Hut.
萝丝的约会肯定有问题
Well, there must be something wrong with Rose's date.
肯定有
There has to be.
我打赌他是个笨蛋 是变种人 或是保险推销员
I bet he's an airhead, or a mutant, or an insurance salesman.
肯定是 祝你和那个笨蛋玩得愉快
Oh, that's it. Well, Rose, you and your geek have fun.
你还说她接受不了呢 桃乐茜
And you said she wouldn't take it well, Dorothy.
索菲亚 我忘了给你这封信了
Sophia, I forgot to give you this letter.
哦 从西西里来的
Oh, from Sicily.
维托表兄送的礼物
A gift from Cousin Vito.
一根羽毛 这是某种信息 是吗?
A feather. That's a message of some kind, isn't it?
你在胡说些什么?
What are you babbling about?
妈 别跟我装傻
Don't play dumb, with me, Ma.
西西里寄来的一切都包含着某种意义
Everything from Sicily means something.
黑玫瑰意味着一个家庭成员即将死去
A black rose means a family member is dying.
白色康乃馨表示新生儿即将降生
A white carnation means a newborn is on the way.
死兔子意味着我丈夫知道了 快离开这里
A dead rabbit means my husband knows, get out of town.
知道了什么?
Knows what?
《南太平洋》的评分 萝丝
The score to South Pacific, Rose.
1958年歌舞爱情片
放松 桃乐茜
Relax, Dorothy.
也许维多只是想要一个手工枕头作为圣诞礼物
Maybe Vito just wants a handmade pillow for Christmas.
这毫无意义 谁在乎呢?
It means nothing. Who cares?
抱歉 我只是收到这个礼物太兴奋了
Oh, sorry, I was just so excited about this lovely gift.
-嗨 厄尼 -嗨 萝丝
Hi, Ernie. Hi, Rose.
厄尼 我想让你见见我的朋友们
Ernie, I want you to meet my friends.
这是桃乐茜
This is Dorothy.
-你好! -布兰琪和索菲亚
How do you do? And Blanche and Sophia.
很高兴见到你们
Pleasure, pleasure.
-各位 这是厄尼·费伯 -对不起 我迟到了 萝丝
Everyone, this is Ernie Faber. I'm sorry I'm late, Rose.
我在法庭上有事耽搁了
I got tied up in court.
你被控什么罪名?
What are you charged with?
不是的 我是公司律师
Nothing. I'm a corporate attorney.
该死的!
Damn!
厄尼 告诉我们 你结过婚吗?
So, tell us, Ernie, have you ever been married?
我离婚了
I'm divorced.
离婚是因为你酗酒吗?
Oh. Was the breakup caused by your drinking problem?
我不酗酒
I don't have a drinking problem.
你对你妻子不忠吗?
Were you cheating on your wife?
这是什么?芭芭拉·沃尔特斯特别节目吗?
What is this? A Barbara Walters Special?
你们两个该去约会了
I guess the two of you want to get going.
很高兴见到你们 再见
Great, it was a pleasure meeting you all. Good night, now.
玩得开心 再见
Have fun, bye-bye. Goodnight.
他很完美 他真是完美啊
Well, he's perfect. He's absolutely perfect.
真不敢相信那样的男人会对萝丝感兴趣
I cannot believe a man like that would be interested in Rose.
那他也没有那么完美了
Well, I guess he's not perfect after all.
没错 桃乐茜
That's right, Dorothy.
哦 谢谢 我感觉好多了
Oh, thank you. I feel so much better.
我们和罗宾·吉文斯住在一起（超模）
We're living with Robin Givens.
早上好 妈妈
Morning, Ma.
好的 早上好
Okay, good morning.
妈 发生什么事了?
Ma, what is going on?
自从你收到那根羽毛 你就一直像个间谍
Ever since you got that feather in the
mail, you've been acting like a spy.
你竟然都没有检查一下
I'm surprised you didn't check to see
是不是有人躲在杂物间里
if someone was hiding out in the broom closet.
杂物间 对了
Broom closet, right.
这太荒谬了 妈
This is ridiculous, Ma.
不 桃乐茜 她是对的
No, Dorothy, now she's right.
我碰巧知道杂物间至少能塞下两个人
I happen to know for a fact that at least
two people can fit into the broom closet
剩下的空间可以放一个中等大小的冷盘
with room left over for a medium-sized cold-cut platter.
怎么了 妈?
Now, what's going on, Ma?
好吧 桃乐茜 我想着还能瞒过你
Okay. I hoped I could spare you this, Dorothy,
但最好还是让你知道发生了什么
but it's best you know what's going on.
是关于桑尼·维努奇奥的
It's about Sonny Venuchio
就像著名的维努奇奥仇杀案一样
as in the famous Venuchio vendetta.
我从来没听说过
I never heard of that.
谁问你了?我在说这事呢 又不是问答节目
Who asked you? This is a speech, not a quiz.
这一切都始于你的曾祖父尼科莫德
It all began when your great-grandfather, Nicodemo,
被马可·维努奇奥的运奶车撞倒了
was run down by Marco Venuchio's milk wagon.
他就面不改色地撞过去了？
He ran him down in cold blood?
是啊 他被撞之前就已经死了
Very cold. Grandpa was already dead.
其实是当时发生了一场掘墓人罢工
Unfortunately, there was a gravediggers' strike,
所以家人把他当作临时稻草人竖在那
so the family was using him as a temporary scarecrow.
大风把他吹倒了 马可把他当成了减速带碾过去了
The high winds tipped him over and Marco used him as a speed bump.
但是 索菲亚 这不是马可的错
But, Sophia, if it wasn't Marco's fault--
这不一定是他的错
It doesn't have to be his fault.
这是仇杀 不是《人民法院》
It's a vendetta, not The People's Court.
1981年美剧
不管怎样 现在只有一个维努奇奥还活着 桑尼
Anyway, there's only one Venuchio alive today. Sonny.
维多的羽毛说明他就在这里
That feather from Vito meant he's somewhere down here
在迈阿密 现在该由我来对付他了
in Miami, so now it's up to me to take care of him.
妈 别这样
Oh, Ma, come on.
你真以为我们会相信你会这么做吗?
Do you really expect us to believe that
you're gonna go through with this?
随你怎么想 桃乐茜
Believe what you want, Dorothy.
西西里人非常重视这些事情
Sicilians take these things very seriously.
你知道如果我不履行职责会发生什么吗?
You know what might happen if I didn't do my duty?
什么？
What?
抱着水泥上游泳课
Free swimming lessons with a cement kickboard.
嗨 姑娘们
Hi, girls.
萝丝 亲爱的 出什么事了吗?
Rose, honey, is something wrong?
不 我只是有点沮丧
No, I'm just a little depressed.
哦萝丝 如果出了什么事 你可以告诉我们
Oh, come on now, Rose. If there's something wrong, you can tell us.
是关于厄尼的吗?
Is it about Ernie?
他床上功夫很烂 我就知道!
He's lousy in bed. I knew it!
我就知道他有问题
I knew there was something wrong with him.
不 他不差 我不这么认为
No, he's not lousy. Well, I don't think he is.
他到底差不差
Well, either he is or he isn't.
我确定他不差
Well, I'm sure he's not.
当然 我没有证据证明他不差
Of course, I have no proof that he's not,
但我认为他不差
but still, he's not. I think.
我不明白
I don't get it.
萝丝也不明白
Neither does Rose.
你是说你已经和他约会一个多月了
You mean you've been seeing him for over a month
你们俩还没做过吗?
and you two haven't done it?
他没有采取任何行动
He hasn't made one move.
当然 有一次我们出去吃饭
Of course, there was the time we were out to dinner
我觉得他突然有点太强势了
and I thought he was coming on a little strong all of a sudden,
原来他是在桌子底下找餐巾
but it turned out he was looking for his napkin under the table.
你们这段时间都在干什么?
Well what have you all been doing all this time?
你能聊多久?
How long can you make conversation?
布兰琪 谈话不仅仅是
Blanche, there is more to conversation than just
"我裤子脱了放哪啊？"这种
can I have a hanger for my pants, please?
厄尼不是那样的人
Oh, Ernie's not like that.
他很特别
He's very special.
他不是那种约会一次就想上床的男人
He's not the type of man who wants to hop into bed after just one date.
这是他的优点吗?
And this is one of his attributes?
是的!
Yes!
我喜欢
I love it.
事实上 我觉得我爱他
In fact, I think I love him.
萝丝 那太好了
Oh, honey. Rose, that's wonderful.
但我还是不明白
But I still can't understand
为什么他都没提过这个问题
why he hasn't even approached the subject of,
你知道的 做爱
you know, sex.
我不是说我着急还是什么
I mean, not that I'm in a hurry or anything
但我们已经约会一段时间了
but we have been dating a while now.
亲爱的 有时候你得给男人煽点火
Honey, sometimes you have to stoke a man's fire a little bit.
来自人类火炬的智慧之言
Words of wisdom from the human torch.
听着
Listen.
萝丝 如果他对你真的那么重要
Rose, if he really means that much to you,
而且他也有同样的感觉
and he feels the same way,
那么事情自然就会发生
things will happen naturally.
是啊 但如果你不想等
Yeah, but if you don't want to wait,
你还可以选择其他方法
there are other avenues you can take.
诱惑男人的方法有很多
Well there are just dozens of ways to seduce a man
几百个 甚至几千个
hundreds, maybe even thousands.
我觉得你应该忘掉那些
I think that you should forget the ones
在门框上光身子晃荡的方法
that involve swinging naked from a doorframe.
你得给他浪漫的感觉 萝丝
You need to get him in a romantic situation, Rose.
为什么不让他带你去度周末呢?
Why don't you ask him to take you away for the weekend?
我觉得我们应该先试着牵手
I think we should probably try holding hands first.
布兰琪终于说了句人话
Blanche has a point, finally.
亲爱的 如果他不想和你一起去
Honey, if he doesn't want to go away with you,
那你就知道他的想法了
then you'll know how he feels.
我去开门 可能是厄尼
I'll get that. That's probably Ernie.
我做不到 我不能要求他和我一起去
Oh, I can't do it. I can't ask him to go away with me.
我从来没学过如何变得强势
I've never learned how to be aggressive.
亲爱的 这就像骑自行车一样简单
Honey, it's as easy as riding a bicycle.
我从来没学过怎么骑自行车
I never learned how to ride a bicycle.
这就像从自行车上摔下来一样容易
It's as easy as falling off a bicycle.
真的吗?那很简单 谢谢 桃乐茜
Really? Well, that is easy. Thanks, Dorothy.
这只是我的直觉
It was just a hunch.
你好,厄尼
Hi, Ernie.
哦 萝丝 我真的很抱歉
Oh, Rose, I'm really sorry.
我在去办公室的路上
I'm on my way to the office.
出了点紧急情况
There's been a small emergency.
你介意我们推迟约会吗?
Do you mind if we postpone our date?
我本来想问你的
Well, I was gonna ask you--
我想补偿你
Now look, I'd like to make this up to you.
我一直在想
I've been thinking, um,
我们这周末出去玩怎么样?
how about we go away this weekend?
我知道这很突然
I know it's sudden,
但我真的想带你去一个特别的地方
but I'd really like to take you somewhere special.
你说呢?
What do you say?
嗯 听起来不错
Well, yes. That sounds wonderful.
太好了
That's great.
我晚点给你打电话 萝丝
I'll call you later, Rose.
看来一切都解决了
Looks like everything worked out after all.
你们三个听到我们的谈话了吗?
Were you three listening to our conversation?
当然没有 你知道我们不会偷听的
Absolutely not. You know we would never eavesdrop.
她们逼我这么做的
They made me do it.
当我把助听器调到10时
When I turn my hearing aid up to ten,
我都能听到劳德代尔的金丝雀放屁
I can hear a canary break wind in Lauderdale.
萝丝 我玩得很开心
Oh, Rose, I'm having a wonderful time.
和你在一起很开心
You're a lot of fun to be with.
我也玩得很开心
Oh, I'm having a good time too.
从我在圣奥拉夫还是个小女孩的时候
I don't think I've had this much fun
就没这么开心过了
since I was a little girl back in St. Olaf.
我记得我十岁的时候
I remember once when I was about ten.
你正要讲个故事 为什么停下来了?
You were about to tell a story. Why did you stop?
通常这时候桃乐茜和布兰琪就会打断我
Well, this is usually when Dorothy and Blanche interrupt me.
总之 我小时候每周六下午总是
Anyway, I'd always go to the movies
和我的朋友们一起去看电影
every Saturday afternoon with all my friends.
我们会玩得很开心
Oh, we'd have a ball.
当然 唯一的问题是
Of course, the only problem was
我们镇上的剧院是为无声电影设计的
that our town theater was designed for silent movies.
他们就没装过音响吗?
They never put in a sound system?
没有
No.
幸运的是 我们的老师西格森小姐会读唇语
Luckily, our schoolteacher, Miss Sigerson, was an expert lipreader.
她会把对话讲给我们听
She'd do all the dialogue.
有时也会出一些问题
Although there were some problems sometimes.
在《公民凯恩》的大部分情节里
Through most of Citizen Kane,
我们都以为大家都在找一条小船
we all thought everybody was looking for a rowboat.
该片剧情内是rose bud
萝丝 我有事要告诉你
Rose, there's something I have to tell you.
我一开始就该告诉你的
Something I should have told you from the start.
是什么事 厄尼?怎么了?
What, Ernie? What's wrong?
我本来希望这个周末
Well I was sort of hoping this weekend,
这种浪漫的氛围可能会有所帮助 但并没有
this romantic setting, might help but it hasn't.
我本来希望这能帮我克服我的问题
I was hoping that it might help me get over my, uh, problem.
什么问题?
What problem?
这对一个男人来说不容易说出口 萝丝
Well it's not easy for a man to say, Rose.
我有阳痿
I'm impotent.
我明白了
I see.
这样的话
Well, in that case,
我们去看电影吧?
why don't we see what's playing at the movies?
是维努奇奥家吗?
Is this the Venuchio residence?
是吗?
It is?
桑尼·维努奇奥在吗?
Is Sonny Venuchio there?
他在啊?对不起 打错了
He is? Sorry, wrong number.
索菲亚 这还跟你那个仇杀有关吗?
Sophia, does this still have to do with that vendetta business?
布兰琪 别跟她提这事
Blanche, don't even discuss it with her.
整件事都很荒谬
The whole thing is ridiculous.
桃乐茜 这是真的
Dorothy, this vendetta is a very real thing.
它深入到我作为西西里人的灵魂深处
It goes to the root of my soul as a Sicilian.
如果你不想承认 那是你的事
If you don' wanna acknowledge it, that's your business.
好的 妈妈
Fine, Ma.
但过会儿我需要人载我一程 我想去忏悔
But I may need a ride later. I wanna go to confession.
如果只是想法不纯 他们会对你宽容的
They go easy on you if it's still just an impure thought.
你昨晚回来得可真晚啊
Well, well, you got in pretty late last night.
我知道
I know.
跟我们说说这个周末吧
So, tell us all about the big weekend.
不要漏掉任何事情
And don't leave out a thing.
从他在你耳边说甜言蜜语开始
I want you to start with the sweet nothings he whispered in your ear.
好吧 好吧
Well, okay.
首先 他说我是一个非常有魅力的女人
First, he said that I was a very attractive woman.
当然
Yeah. Yeah.
然后他说和我在一起很有趣
And then he said I was fun to be with.
然后
Yeah. Yeah.
然后他说他阳痿
And then he said he was impotent.
阳痿?你确定吗?
Oh, impotent? Are you sure?
布兰琪 换了你会怎么做?让他证明下吗?
Oh, Blanche, what would you have done? Asked him to prove it?
我不想再谈这事了
I can't talk about this.
你当然可以 萝丝 我们是你的朋友
Oh, of course you can. Rose, we're your friends.
我们是来倾听的
We're here to listen.
我们都或多或少地谈论过性问题
I mean, we've all spoken at one time
or another about a sexual problem.
不包括我
Not me.
这不是你的错 也不是厄尼的错
It's not your fault, and it's not Ernie's.
我是说 我们都遇到过不举的男人
I mean, we've all been with a man who couldn't perform.
不包括我
Not me.
我只是觉得自己不受欢迎
I just feel so, so undesirable.
亲爱的 我们都有过这样的经历
Oh, honey, we all have at some point.
我知道 布兰琪 不包括你
I know, Blanche, not you.
我还记得我和斯坦利经历这事的时候
I remember when Stanley and I were going through this.
我们什么都试过了
We tried everything.
放松技巧 催眠
Relaxation techniques, hypnosis,
我喂了他很多牡蛎
I fed the man so many oysters,
当他排出肾结石后 我找人给他看看
when he passed a kidney stone, I had it appraised.
这种情况持续了两年才找到治愈的方法
I mean, this went on for two years before he found a cure.
什么方法?
What was it?
一个金发空姐 她的屁股
A blonde stewardess with a butt
足以让甘地解除禁欲
that would have made Gandhi throw in the towel.
萝丝 你打算不再见厄尼了吗?
So, Rose, are you gonna stop seeing Ernie?
不 当然不是
No, of course not.
萝丝 你和厄尼去看性治疗师怎么样?
Rose, how about you and Ernie seeing a sex therapist?
我想我可以和厄尼谈谈
Well, I suppose I could talk to Ernie.
也许我们可以约个时间
Maybe we could make an appointment.
性治疗是一种解决方法 但还有其他方法
Well, sex therapy is one solution, but there are other ways.
布兰琪 "餐后甜点"可不是解决问题的办法
Oh, Blanche, dessert toppings are not the answer.
我说的是耐心
I was talking about patience.
萝丝 告诉厄尼 性并不是
Rose, just tell Ernie that sex is not
一段关系中最重要的部分
the most important part of a relationship.
问问那些嫁给英国人的人就知道了
Just ask anybody married to an Englishman.
我现在就给厄尼打电话
I'm gonna call Ernie right now.
我想我们有很多要谈的
I think we have a lot to talk about.
桃乐茜 我要出去走走
Okay, Dorothy, I'm going for a walk.
如果我不回来
If I don't come back,
由你来对付桑尼·维努奇奥
it's up to you to take care of Sonny Venuchio.
他的地址在桌子上
His address is on the table.
妈 够了 现在 我要你看着我
Ma, that's it. Now, I want you to look at me
然后告诉我这些仇杀的事都是笑话
and tell me this vendetta business is all a joke.
这仇杀就是个笑话
This vendetta business is all a joke.
现在我要你看着我的眼睛
Now I want you to look me in the eye
告诉我你没有说谎
and tell me you're not lying.
我没有说谎
I'm not lying.
索菲亚 找你的 他说他叫"钩子"托尼
Sophia, it's for you. He says his name is Tony the Hook.
Tony Pérez 古巴人 棒球运动员 之所以外号叫钩子是因为其下体形状
告诉他我会给他回电话
Tell him I'll call him back.
你在看什么?他是来杀我的
What are you looking at? He's my butcher.
对 就是这样 来杀我的
Yeah, that's it, my butcher.
你的蛋奶酥怎么样 萝丝?
How's your souffle, Rose?
很好吃
Delicious.
我一直没有学会怎么做这个
I never did get the hang of making these.
没有什么比这更令人沮丧的了
Boy, there is nothing more frustrating
等着它起来它就是起不来
than waiting for one of these suckers to rise and it just won't.
我没在影射你 厄尼
That's no reflection on you, Ernie.
我知道你为什么打电话给我 萝丝
I know why you called me, Rose.
我知道你为什么想共进晚餐了
I know why you wanted to have dinner.
是吗?
You do?
你想告诉我的是
You wanted to tell me
-也许我们不该再见面了 -厄尼 那不是真的
that maybe we should stop seeing each other. Ernie, that's not true.
哦 别骗我了 萝丝
Oh, come on, Rose.
你不可能对现状感到满意
I mean, after all, you can't be happy with the way things are.
我是说 你是个健康 活跃 性感的女人
I mean, you're a healthy, active, sexy woman.
我也是个有耐心的女人 厄尼
Well, I'm also a patient woman, Ernie.
我是说真的
I mean, really.
我可能是你认识的最有耐心的人了
I'm probably the most patient person you know.
想想别人有没有耐心 我等着
Go ahead, try to think of somebody else. I'll wait.
你老实告诉我
You tell me honestly.
你不觉得我们的关系缺了点什么吗?
You don't think there's something lacking in this relationship?
不
No.
我觉得你是个善良 慷慨 有爱心的人
I think you're a kind, generous, caring man.
至于身体方面 我们会慢慢来
As far as the physical side goes, we'll just take things slow.
如果结果是 我们只能是好朋友
And if it turns out that we can't be anything more
那对我来说也足够了
than just good friends, well, that's good enough for me.
我很幸运能找到像你这样的人
I'm a lucky man to have found someone like you.
我也有同感
I feel the same way.
要我说 人们在恋爱关系中
If you ask me, people rely too much on sex
太依赖性生活了
in relationships, anyway.
你说得对 性到底是什么?
You're right. I mean, what is sex, after all?
两个笨重的身体互相撞击
Two clunky old bodies thrashing around against each other.
像动物一样
Like animals.
你会汗流浃背 满脸通红
You get all sweaty and flushed.
头发散乱
Your hair gets mussed.
喘不过气
You lose your breath.
耳环乱丢
You lose your earrings.
口水流涎
Your mouth waters.
鼻涕流淌
Your nose runs.
心跳加速
Your heart races.
血脉喷张
Your blood races.
-萝丝 -说出来 厄尼
Rose-- Say it, Ernie.
是时候了 萝丝
It's time, Rose.
结账!
Check, please!
布兰琪 看这张照片
Blanche, look at this picture.
昨晚一具男尸被冲到海滩上
A man's body was washed ashore on the beach last night.
哦 太可怕了
Oh, how horrible.
看看这个
And look at this.
上面说在现场发现了一个棕褐色的竹制钱包
It says a tan bamboo purse was found at the scene.
你知道这意味着什么吗?
Do you know what that means?
这人是去彼得·艾伦演唱会的路上被杀的?
The man was murdered on his way to a Peter Allen concert?
不 这让我想起了妈和那荒谬的仇杀
No, it makes me think about Ma and that ridiculous vendetta.
如果我不了解妈 我可能会认为..
I mean, if I didn't know Ma, I might actually consider--
-有人看到我的钱包了吗?-哦,上帝
Anybody seen my purse? Oh, god.
妈 你怎么能这么做?
Ma, how could you do this?
放松 桃乐茜 我可能落在桑尼家了
Relax, Dorothy. I probably left it at Sonny's place.
当然了 就在他的尸体（身体）旁边
Of course you did, right next to his body.
你怎么知道的?
How did you know?
妈!
Ma!
今天报纸的头版都是这个消息
It's all over the front page of today's paper.
那不是桑尼 那是个死人
Oh. That's not Sonny. That's a dead guy.
他当然是桑尼 是不是你已经动手了
Of course he is, if you carried out that vendetta.
你在说什么?
What are you talking about?
这是80年代的仇杀 一切都是象征性的
This was an '80s vendetta. It was all symbolic.
你找到他 在他家门口放条鱼
You find the guy, drop a fish on his doorstep,
然后 你就可以洗手不干了
boom, you wash your hands of the whole thing.
妈 等一下 等一下
Ma, wait a minute, wait a minute.
如果这就是你所做的
If that's all you did,
你的钱包怎么还在那儿?
how come your purse is still over there?
好吧 也许我确实漏掉了一件事
Oh, well, maybe I did leave one thing out.
当我恶狠狠地瞪着桑尼的时候
While I was giving Sonny the evil eye,
我注意到他挺可爱的
I noticed he was kinda cute.
所以 我决定再给一个死亡之吻
So, I decided to work in a little kiss of death too.
嗯 他就很开心
Well, that livened him up,
我们度过了一个非常愉快的下午
and we spent a very pleasant afternoon.
哦!妈 你真是太棒了
Oh! Ma, you are incredible.
这正是桑尼的原话
Those were Sonny's words exactly.
早上好
Good morning.
早上好
Well, good morning.
萝丝·尼伦德 你这个小坏蛋 看看你
Rose Nylund, you little devil. Just look at you.
怎么啦？
What?
别跟我装傻 我能看出来
Don't you get coy with me now. I can tell.
红润的脸颊 灿烂的微笑
The rosy cheeks, the bright smile, the distant,
神情恍惚的样子
not-quite-there expression.
她每天都是这个样子啊 你想说什么?
She looks that way every day. What's your point?
萝丝和一个男人做了
Rose has been with a man.
如果我是和厄尼做的呢?
So what if I was with Ernie?
厄尼?
With Ernie?
哦 哦 那不是很棒吗?
Oh, oh, isn't that wonderful?
亲爱的 恭喜你!我真为你高兴
Oh, honey, congratulations! I'm so happy for you.
冷静点 布兰琪
Calm down, Blanche.
就是做爱而已 又不是什么大事
It was a roll in the hay, not a walk on the moon.
厄尼是我这么长时间以来遇到的最好的人
Oh, Ernie's the best thing that's happened to me in a long time.
自从查理之后我还没跟男人这么开心过
I don't think I've been this happy with a man since Charlie.
我得准备一下 我们今天要去野餐
I have to get ready. We're going on a picnic today.
我真不敢相信
Oh, I don't believe this.
她都没告诉我们是怎么发生的
Hey, she didn't even tell us how it happened.
就像你上次那样
Same way it happened the last time you did it.
当然 当时可能就是换了个发型
Of course, hairstyles may have changed since then.
今晚我玩得很开心 厄尼
Oh, I had a marvelous time tonight, Ernie.
我也是 萝丝
So did I, Rose.
萝丝 我有件很重要的事要跟你说
Rose, there's something very important I want to say to you.
好
Okay.
我想让你知道我有多感激你所做的一切
I want you to know how much I appreciate all you've done.
自从我离婚后
After my marriage fell apart,
我再也不能像个男人那样坚挺了
I stopped being able to perform like a man should
是因为你的温暖和理解
and no, it's because of your warmth and understanding
让我挺了过来
that I got through this.
我从没想过我还能再找到幸福
I never thought I'd find happiness ever again.
有时婚姻的两人只是不合适
Some marriages don't work out, but some do.
你说得对 萝丝
You're right, Rose.
所以我觉得我还能和前妻重修旧好
And that's why I think that I can still patch things up with her.
什么？
What?
我妻子离婚后没有再婚
Well, my wife never remarried after the divorce,
我从未停止过爱她 萝丝
and I never stopped loving her, Rose.
我明白了
I see.
萝丝 我得试一试
Now Rose, I have to give this a shot.
我真的觉得我能与她和好
I really think I can make things work.
哦 我希望你可以 厄尼
Oh, I hope you can, Ernie.
我知道这很突然 但我真的需要尝试一下
I know this is sudden, but it's something I really need to try.
我理解 我真的理解
Oh, I understand. Really, I do.
我永远不会忘记你为我所做的一切
Oh boy. I'll never forget what you've done for me.
都结束了
It's all over.
我们知道 我们听到了
We know. We heard.
亲爱的 不要沮丧
Now, honey, don't you be depressed.
你做的很棒
What you did was wonderful.
这都是因为你是一个善良 敏感 有爱心的人
And it's all because you're such a kind and sensitive and caring person.
你让他恢复了男子气概
You gave him back his manhood.
如果他能找到它 就能拥有它
If he can find it, he can have it.
他可能是我遇到过最差劲的情人了
He's probably the worst lover I've ever had.
我去拿冰淇淋
I'll get the ice cream.
我去拿起司蛋糕
I'll get the cheesecake.
我去拿画板 在我这个年纪 我需要直观一点
I'll get the Etch A Sketch. At my age, I need a visual aid.
翻译：古镇少年